Things that I will learn how to do in one year.

1.Properly secure a wireless router.
2.Crack the WEP key on a wireless router.
3.Leech WiFi from your neighbor.
4.Screw with WiFi leeches.
5.Setup and use a VPN.
6.Work from home or a coffee shop as effectiely as you do at the office.
7.Wire your own ethernet cable.
8.Turn a web camera into a security cmera.
9.Use your 3G phone as a Wi-Fi access point.
10.Understand what "There's no place like 127.0.01" means.
11.Identify key-loggers.
12.Porperly connect a tivo,Tv,Xbox,Wii,and Apple TV so they all work wih the same remote,
13.Program a universal remote.
14.Swap out the battery on your Iphone
15.Benchmark your computer.
16.Identify all computer components on sight,
17.Know whih parts to order frow neegg.com and how to assemble them into a working pc.
18.Troubleshoot any computer/gadget proble, over tghe phone.
19.Use any piece of technology intuitively, without instruction or prior knowedge.
20.How to irreverocably protect data.
21.Recover data from a dead hard drive.
22.Share a printer between a mac and a pc on a network.
23.install a linux distribution.
24.remove a virus from a computer.
25.dual boot a computer.
26.boot a computer off a thumb drive.
27.boot a computer off a network drive.
28.replace or repair a laptop keyboard.
29.run more than two moniters on a single computer.
30.succesfully dissassemble and assemble a laptop.
31.Memorize ten software easter eggs.
32.bypass a computer password on all major operatin systems.
.carry a computer cleaning arsenal on your usb drive.